Here are my picks for the BEST HORROR MOVIES of 2016.
First off, I have to say that unlike a lot of other folks, I wasn’t overly impressed with the line-up of horror movies that came out in 2016. For the most part, I was disappointed.
For example, while many people loved THE WITCH, I was lukewarm on it. I loved its style and how well it captured the period it portrayed, but I was let down by its ending which I found much less compelling than the rest of the movie. As such, THE WITCH did not make my BEST OF LIST.
THE BOY was kinda the opposite. It was a rather silly horror movie that didn’t really go over big with fans and critics, but I found it entertaining and rather decent. But again, not good enough to make my BEST OF LIST.
Similarly, LIGHTS OUT had its moments, but not enough of them to make the list.
Without further hesitation, here are my picks for the TOP 5 HORROR MOVIES of 2016:
5. DON’T BREATHE – The best part of DON’T BREATHE was its premise. Three young thieves in economically depressed Detroit break into a blind man’s home in what they view as an easy heist, but they are oh-so-wrong when their “victim” turns out to be an ex-military who in spite of his blindness is a very deadly foe.
First half is better than the second half, which deteriorates into standard horror fare.
4. 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE- Not really a sequel to the J.J. Abrams produced and Matt Reeves’ directed giant monster masterpiece CLOVERFIELD (2008), but it takes place in the same “universe.” A lot of people really loved this one. I didn’t love it, but I found it decent and respectable and much better than the huge crop of awful horror movies that traditionally flood mainstream theaters.
Dan Trachtenberg provides tight direction, and strong performances by John Goodman and Mary Elizabeth Winstead lend support to this tense tale about a woman abducted and held prisoner in an underground bunker, while her seemingly deranged captors try to convince her that the world above is no longer there, destroyed by some unknown apocalypse.
This one is claustrophobic and will have you on the edge of your seat. Even so, I expected more and was somewhat disappointed by the film’s conclusion.
3. HUSH – This one I didn’t see at the theater but on Netflix Streaming, and it’s a fine example of a weird trend these days where higher quality horror movies for whatever reason don’t enjoy wide theatrical releases. Many of the horror films released to the theaters are terrible, and oftentimes you’ll catch a film on a streaming service and it’s terrific, and you wonder why it didn’t get a wide theatrical release. Weird. This seems to happen a lot.
Anyway, HUSH is a very suspenseful tale about an insane killer armed with a crossbow stalking a deaf woman who lives alone in the middle of the woods. This deaf woman also happens to be a very successful author, and in one of the film’s more enjoyable moments, uses her skills as a writer, specifically the way she constructs plots, to form a plan to fight back against her attacker.
Entertaining, violent, and well-made horror movie by writer/director Mike Flanagan.
2. THE SHALLOWS- This shark movie was probably my favorite horror movie of the year, even though I list it here as number 2, and that’s because while this may have been a guilty pleasure, it’s not my pick for the best horror movie of the year.
Anyway, while THE SHALLOWS isn’t JAWS, this shark tale starring Blake Lively as a surfer who finds herself attacked and then trapped by a great white shark a mere 200 yards off the shore of a desolate beach is one taut tight little thriller. With it’s brief 86 minute running time, this one bites you right away and never lets go. Beautifully photographed by director Jaume Collet-Serra, known more for his Liam Neeson action movies than horror films, THE SHALLOWS is the perfect summer time horror movie.
And now for my pick for the #1 horror movie of 2016, and it’s a strange pick because it’s not a traditional horror movie at all, yet it’s the best horror vehicle I saw this past year.
1. THE NEON DEMON- This was the most disturbing movie I saw in 2016, as well as the most thought-provoking and stylish horror film I’ve seen in a while. Its tale of a young model Jesse (Elle Fanning) caught in the vicious cutthroat world of modeling, takes its figurative message of a world that devours its own and turns it on its head and makes it literal. This one takes a violent unexpected turn which will upset most people, but there’s no denying the force and power of where this film ultimately goes.
Written and directed by controversial writer/director Nicolas Winding Refn, THE NEON DEMON is not for everybody, but if you can get past its disturbing elements and images and allow yourself to enter its provocative world, you’ll be treated to a film that is every bit as weird and horrifying as the work of visionary directors David Lynch and David Cronenberg.
So, there you have it. My picks for the Top 5 HORROR MOVIES OF 2016.
Coming soon, my picks for the Worst Horror movies of 2016.
See you then!
And thanks for reading!
Thanks for slogging through all the hype for us….I remain the kid at Christmas waiting for Santa Clause to slide down the chimney with a little Krampus action…